Comments on: How to Politely Tell Homeland Security to F*** Off http://www.vagabondish.com/how-to-politely-tell-homeland-security-to-f-off/ The Travelzine for Today's Vagabond Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:10:03 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Patti http://www.vagabondish.com/how-to-politely-tell-homeland-security-to-f-off/comment-page-1/#comment-5377 Patti Fri, 04 Jan 2008 00:58:13 +0000 http://www.vagabondish.com/how-to-politely-tell-homeland-security-to-f-off/#comment-5377 Snerk! That made me laugh out loud. Also with the "Celery" and "Cattle prod." Heheh.. This is just priceless. Thanks for the laugh! "It was just.. packed. I got up this morning and it was packed. Don't ask me how." Snerk! That made me laugh out loud. Also with the “Celery” and “Cattle prod.”

Heheh.. This is just priceless. Thanks for the laugh!

“It was just.. packed. I got up this morning and it was packed. Don’t ask me how.”

]]> By: Deadly Computer Blog » How to get through Customs quickly http://www.vagabondish.com/how-to-politely-tell-homeland-security-to-f-off/comment-page-1/#comment-2685 Deadly Computer Blog » How to get through Customs quickly Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:46:55 +0000 http://www.vagabondish.com/how-to-politely-tell-homeland-security-to-f-off/#comment-2685 [...] in your luggage, and you should be alright.  Be careful though, you may be questioned later. {Vagabondish} Share and Enjoy: These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and [...] [...] in your luggage, and you should be alright.  Be careful though, you may be questioned later. {Vagabondish} Share and Enjoy: These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and [...]

]]> By: Bill Vincent http://www.vagabondish.com/how-to-politely-tell-homeland-security-to-f-off/comment-page-1/#comment-2627 Bill Vincent Sun, 11 Nov 2007 19:39:59 +0000 http://www.vagabondish.com/how-to-politely-tell-homeland-security-to-f-off/#comment-2627 You've never heard of it? Do you live under an old vic-20? If you even mutter a word that one of those under-educated, under-paid, over-paranoid TSA workers in the USA misconstrue as suspicious, you'll be missing your flight, skippy. People get held for "nothing" all the time. They're generally released eventually, but "innocent until proven guilty" has been gone for years. I can almost guarantee that if you put this in your baggage you'd be questioned. It's funny, but not for real-world application. You’ve never heard of it? Do you live under an old vic-20? If you even mutter a word that one of those under-educated, under-paid, over-paranoid TSA workers in the USA misconstrue as suspicious, you’ll be missing your flight, skippy. People get held for “nothing” all the time. They’re generally released eventually, but “innocent until proven guilty” has been gone for years. I can almost guarantee that if you put this in your baggage you’d be questioned. It’s funny, but not for real-world application.

]]> By: ME http://www.vagabondish.com/how-to-politely-tell-homeland-security-to-f-off/comment-page-1/#comment-2626 ME Sun, 11 Nov 2007 19:23:57 +0000 http://www.vagabondish.com/how-to-politely-tell-homeland-security-to-f-off/#comment-2626 Where have you been Parker? You can get in trouble for just getting caught SAYING the word "terrorist" or "bomb" in an airport. Even joking about "national security" can get you in some big trouble. Where have you been Parker? You can get in trouble for just getting caught SAYING the word “terrorist” or “bomb” in an airport. Even joking about “national security” can get you in some big trouble.

]]> By: Parker http://www.vagabondish.com/how-to-politely-tell-homeland-security-to-f-off/comment-page-1/#comment-2505 Parker Fri, 09 Nov 2007 17:28:56 +0000 http://www.vagabondish.com/how-to-politely-tell-homeland-security-to-f-off/#comment-2505 "Or in other words: How to get arrested" They can't do shit unless they actually find something. I've never heard of someone being charged with pretending. “Or in other words: How to get arrested”

They can’t do shit unless they actually find something. I’ve never heard of someone being charged with pretending.

]]> By: BanjoPlayingHamster http://www.vagabondish.com/how-to-politely-tell-homeland-security-to-f-off/comment-page-1/#comment-2366 BanjoPlayingHamster Tue, 06 Nov 2007 19:28:44 +0000 http://www.vagabondish.com/how-to-politely-tell-homeland-security-to-f-off/#comment-2366 None of that form will be taken in jest when they find your... BOTTLED WATER! You unrecalcitrantacious terrrrist. None of that form will be taken in jest when they find your…

BOTTLED WATER!

You unrecalcitrantacious terrrrist.

]]> By: Mike http://www.vagabondish.com/how-to-politely-tell-homeland-security-to-f-off/comment-page-1/#comment-2357 Mike Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:13:08 +0000 http://www.vagabondish.com/how-to-politely-tell-homeland-security-to-f-off/#comment-2357 Toe-may-toe / toe-mah-toe, Steve! ;) Toe-may-toe / toe-mah-toe, Steve! ;)

]]> By: Steve http://www.vagabondish.com/how-to-politely-tell-homeland-security-to-f-off/comment-page-1/#comment-2356 Steve Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:06:20 +0000 http://www.vagabondish.com/how-to-politely-tell-homeland-security-to-f-off/#comment-2356 Or in other words: How to get arrested :-) Or in other words: How to get arrested :-)

]]> By: Dreaming of Hanoi » Kiss my Cattle Prod http://www.vagabondish.com/how-to-politely-tell-homeland-security-to-f-off/comment-page-1/#comment-2265 Dreaming of Hanoi » Kiss my Cattle Prod Mon, 05 Nov 2007 07:20:50 +0000 http://www.vagabondish.com/how-to-politely-tell-homeland-security-to-f-off/#comment-2265 [...] I saw this on Vagabondish: [...] [...] I saw this on Vagabondish: [...]

]]> By: nina http://www.vagabondish.com/how-to-politely-tell-homeland-security-to-f-off/comment-page-1/#comment-2204 nina Sun, 04 Nov 2007 03:39:30 +0000 http://www.vagabondish.com/how-to-politely-tell-homeland-security-to-f-off/#comment-2204 Dang, didn't know celery can be quite... lethal. Must pack some next time. Dang, didn’t know celery can be quite… lethal. Must pack some next time.

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