7 Bizarre Tours You’d Actually Sign Up for … Maybe Amanda Kendle May 7 Features, Gear 24 Comments You can visit the standard cathedrals, museums and art galleries when you travel — and enjoy them, too — but what about illegal border crossings, vampires or sewers? These are the themes of just some of the bizarre tours that I’d really like to join when I’m on my next big trip. To be honest, usually I run a mile from tours. I’m not into being told what time to get back on the bus or not having the freedom to choose which famous sight to skip. But when a tour is planned to give you an entirely different experience of a place, including telling you weird and wonderful stories of aspects usually ignored by a guide book or a regular tour, then I’m all for it. #1: The Illegal Border Crossing Tour in Mexico This tour at Parque EcoAlberto in Mexico is my number one pick because it’s truly unusual. When I first read that this tour will recreate the experience of being a Mexican trying to illegally cross the border, I wasn’t sure that it was quite the right thing to do; but according to a New York Times reporter who tried it, the locals want tourists to understand the experiences and traumas that illegal immigrants face. Take this night-time guided hike and you’ll be chased in the dark, shot at by (fake) police and you may or may not make it under the fence. But you’ll definitely have an interesting story to tell the folks back home. #2: The Vampire Tour of San Francisco Special vampire tour guide Mina Hawker encourages her tour guests to come in costume when they want to learn about the vampires of the Nob Hill area of San Francisco. She is (apparently) a vampress created by Count Dracula, and she’s now lived in SF for a century, passing on local vampire legend. Right! But in case you start to get worried (I was), the website carefully mentions that they don’t visit any stops that are “seriously gothic or dark”. To make sure you arrive on time they raffle off a “vampire-related prize” at the start of each tour, too. It’s full of gimmicks but sounds like a fun night out. #3: The Bon Scott ‘We Salute You’ Tour If you’re a fan of old Aussie band ACDC, you’ll know Bon Scott was their lead singer, who died at just 34 of alcohol-related misadventure. But his spirit lives on in the form of the We Salute You tour run by a small company in Perth, Western Australia. This tour involves a lot of ACDC music on the bus and visits to Bon Scott’s home, school and grave, finishing up at one of his favorite pubs. #4: The Karaoke Ghost Tour of Sydney Ghost tours are a dime a dozen these days – so common that I nearly didn’t think I could put one on a list of bizarre tours. But how about a Karaoke Ghost Tour? That’s a bit more original. I can’t explain at all why Sydney should be the host city for a karaoke ghost tour, and I’m also a bit disappointed to learn that it’s not the ghosts that do the singing, but I’m intrigued just the same. The tour takes you to some ghostly spots of Sydney and tells you all kinds of stories about the local ghosts, and then DJ SpookeOke will let you karaoke the rest of the night away (in the bus!) with a lot of ghost music. Whatever that is. © Jef Poskanzer #5: The Sewer Tour of Paris So it turns out that in Paris, you can even take a tour of the underground sewers. I was wondering who would want to, until I read an old interview at the Savvy Traveler which explained, at least according to one French woman, that many people are curious about what happens to the water and, well, the other stuff, when they take a shower or flush the toilet. You can check the official Musée des égouts de Paris website for more details, or if you don’t believe me that such a tour exists. #6: The Scandal Tour of Washington DC Probably every capital city around the world needs a scandal tour, and the Gross National Product comedy gang have created a popular and funny tour experience for the visitor. They eschew blindly traipsing around a bunch of government buildings, in awe of the fact that people in these places actually run the country. Rather, they dig inside gossip on major political scandals, and seeing exactly where these things happened, can make this kind of sightseeing a whole lot more interesting. #7: The Harry Potter London Taxi Tour Yes, you can visit Platform 9Â¾ in your black London taxi on a Harry Potter Tour. And if you choose the full-day version of the tour, you can also get out into the English countryside and see quite a few of the locations used to shoot the films. Harry Potter is a real growth area for English tourism, it seems, and this one company alone has dozens of versions of the Harry Potter tour. You can even take an airport layover tour if you’re just flying through Heathrow or Gatwick enroute to elsewhere, and save money by using a trainee guide. At the end of the day, however, they unfortunately don’t guarantee that you’ll learn any magic tricks. Any of these tours get you itching to sign on too? There are hundreds more where these came from, and every major city around the world has their own underground wave of unusual tours. It’s not so easy to find them, but do some internet research before you arrive and you can also try asking at tourist offices or checking the racks of tourist brochures there — most often for smaller, cheaper brochures, probably not in a prime position in the racks. Take a chance on an unusual tour and you’re bound to end up with an unforgettable experience, and a good story to spread around later. 24 Responses jenny May 7 And after your illegal border crossing tour, you can go on the “Escape from Prison tour”. Prisoners want tourists to understand the experiences and traumas that escapees face. Take a night-time guided hike through the prison yard where guide leaders will help ally-oop you over the barb-wire fence, and then be chased by rotweilers, shot at by (fake) prison guards and you may or may not make it to freedom. But youâ€™ll definitely have an interesting story to tell the folks back home. Reply Elizabeth May 7 This is a great list! (And it’s true, I might actually go on the Harry Potter tour…) Reply Mircea Journeyetc May 7 Harry Potter? isn’t that kind of…geez. I would go to #1 tough, seems pretty interesting. Reply Justin May 7 I think Ive heard of the illegal border crossing tour before. That sounds exciting as well as humbling. Reply Amanda Kendle May 7 Glad many of you agree with me on the illegal border crossing tour – definitely at the top of my list. Elizabeth, I’m coming with you on Harry Potter – we’re all allowed to have a child in us! But I’m a little disappointed that there hasn’t been any enthusiasm about the Bon Scott tour yet =) Reply Ben May 8 Seriously — I’m all about the Harry Potter tour. That’s awesome! Plus, the British countryside is one of the destinations at the top of my “to go” list. Reply Hal May 8 I think there are ancient networks of tunnels and such underneath Paris, including catacombs filled with bones from when the cemeteries ran out of room (check out a virtual tour: http://triggur.org/cata/). Is this what the Paris tour is about, or is it really just the sewer? (I’m not sure a subterranean crypt would be any more appealing, but maybe?) Reply Mike Richard May 8 It sounds like there’s enough enthusiasm for the Harry Potter tour that we all might be able to get a group rate. @Amanda: I would absolutely hit up the Bon Scott tour. I love ACDC! @Hal: I think the tour includes everything. I think the “sewer” pretty much encompasses everything you’re talking about – the entire underground Parisian network. Reply Amanda Kendle May 10 @Mike and Hal, yes, agreed about the sewer tour. Hey, that rhymes! @Mike, I am SO booking you a place on the Bon Scott tour when you come to Perth some time =) @Ben, thanks to you too for backing me up on the Harry Potter tour. Reply Icegirl May 16 I’ve always been curious about waste management and which city is unique in the way it handles it – the paris sewer tour (it even rhymes!!) is the one for me!!!!! Reply Jamie May 16 So I’ve BEEN on that Parisian sewer tour (classic family travel compromise since the catacombs would have been too creepy for the kids). They really play up the Les Miserables angle (apparently Jean Valjean spent a bunch of time down there) and it smells like the NYC subway x 100. Reply Links for Super-Charged Living - May 17, 2008 | My Super-Charged Life May 17 […] Adventurous Travel Is About Who You Meet, Not Where You Go7 Bizarre Tours Youâ€™d Actually Sign Up for â€¦ Maybe […] Reply Allison May 22 I’ve read that the SF Vampire Tour is actually really terrible. Just a heads up. However, you forgot the Fells Point Ghost Tour, in Baltimore, Maryland. I’ve actually heard some really great reviews for those interested. Reply Rick Turoczy August 2 Shoot. I was hoping the Shanghai Tunnel Tour of Portland, Oregon, was going to make the list. ;) Reply Brooke September 1 Oh my! I NEED to do the border crossing. wow, these are good ;-) Reply Brooke vs. the World | A Round the World Travelog » Blog Archive » Illegal border crossings are now vacation ideas?! September 1 […] to be perusing the feature articles on vagabondish.com when I came across an article called “7 Bizarre Tours You’d Actually Sign Up For… Maybe“. It is seriously full of great ideas, but nothing in that list beats old numero uno – The […] Reply Fun Vacation Ideas September 7 I think it’s a great list and I agree that crossing boarder tour is more adventurous and and very exciting experience. Reply Kim September 16 Personally, I like the idea of “The Sewer Tour of Paris”. Sounds quite interesting. O.K., you could probably drag me on the Harry Potter tour also! Reply Happy Hotelier’s High Five No 2: Back to Hotels, African Cities and Art | Happy Hotelier December 28 […] 7 Bizarre Tours You’d Actually Sign Up For…Maybe. […] Reply Hey, Girl!!!! January 25 I am actually doing a project on the French sewers. I find them interesting. Reply AngGraham August 18 Just found this on the Destiny Tours site re the Sydney Karaoke Ghost tours … 30th November 2008: Destiny Tours Sydney has ceased tour operations :( Reply Illegal border crossings are now vacation ideas?! | Brooke vs. the World | RTW Travel Blog September 30 […] to be perusing the feature articles on vagabondish.com when I came across an article called “7 Bizarre Tours You’d Actually Sign Up For… Maybe“. It is seriously full of great ideas, but nothing in that list beats old numero uno – […] Reply Brooke vs. the World | RTW Travel Blog » Illegal border crossings are now vacation ideas?! May 2 […] to be perusing the feature articles on vagabondish.com when I came across an article called “7 Bizarre Tours You’d Actually Sign Up For… Maybe“. 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