The always hilarious TheSneeze.com brings us bizarre children’s schoolyard rhymes from around the world with more here.
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My favorites:
FRANCE:
Grosse tête
Petit cul
Quand tu pète,
on te vois plus!English translation:
Huge head
Tiny ass
When you fart,
you disappear!
… and:
DENMARK
Bennys bukser brændte
Børge rÃ¥bte “Ã…h!”
Børge havde nemlig
Bennys bukser påEnglish translation:
Bennys pants were burning
Børge yelled “Oh!”
Because Børge was in fact
Wearing Benny’s pants
What more reason do you need to travel?