Bizarre Schoolyard Rhymes from Around the World

Posted by Mike Richard on October 15, 2007
Filed under: Odds + Ends, Sidelines

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The always hilarious TheSneeze.com brings us bizarre children’s schoolyard rhymes from around the world with more here.

My favorites:

FRANCE:

Grosse tête
Petit cul
Quand tu pète,
on te vois plus!

English translation:

Huge head
Tiny ass
When you fart,
you disappear!

… and:

DENMARK

Bennys bukser brændte
Børge rÃ¥bte “Ã…h!”
Børge havde nemlig
Bennys bukser på

English translation:

Bennys pants were burning
Børge yelled “Oh!”
Because Børge was in fact
Wearing Benny’s pants

What more reason do you need to travel?

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Vagabondish editor, Mike Richard, lives in Rhode Island - a spit of land in the northeastern U.S. He is a professional web designer and travel junkie with an unhealthy addiction to backpacking, camping, hiking and seeing the world. He enjoys knit hats, small, declarative sentences and speaking in the third person.



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