Murphy’s 13 Immutable Laws of Air Travel Roberta Striga November 18 Odds + Ends, Sidelines 5 Comments This post may contain affiliate links. Read our disclosure.Murphy’s First Law of Travel: No matter how many rooms there are in the motel, the fellow who starts up his car at five o’clock in the morning is always parked under your window. Can I just say for the record that Mr. Murphy must have not traveled extensively if this is all he could come up with? As anyone who has ever traveled long (or short) haul knows, that does not even begin to describe it. Zombie Flight Attendant © huong-lan Here, the extended version of Mr. Murphy’s law(s) of air travel: The loudest, most obnoxious (and often smelliest) person will be seated next to you on the plane. If there are children on the flight, the one that is crying constantly will be seated in your proximity. Consequently if there is one drunk person seated on the plane, he or she will be seated next to you. The person with the biggest and heaviest hand-luggage will decide to put it in your overhead compartment with the result a) that you will not be able to get to your stuff and b) in all probability you will be hit on the head when he or she decides to retrieve it. Just when you thought you would have some room as the seat next to you was empty someone will come in at the last minute and proceed to vomit during take-off, landing, and several points between. The minute you go to the toilet, the plane will hit turbulence and while you are mid-pee, the “Fasten your seat belts” sign will go off. You will be the last one to be served lunch and even though you can choose between vegetarian option, chicken or lamb, the only one remaining will be your least favorite. If you do fall asleep during your flight in all probability you will wake up and realize you have not only snuggled up to your fellow passenger, but also dribbled all over his shoulder. The minute you hit the duty free thinking you have plenty of time to douse yourself with perfume and stock up on Toblerone, last call for your flight will be announced. When you proceed though the security checkpoint, of course the alarm bell will go off forcing you to remove some and/or all of your accessories. Your luggage will be the last one on the carousel … if it shows up at all. If you do have a short lay-over the distance between where you are and your boarding gate will be on exact opposite sides of the airport. If you are in a hurry to get to your destination the plane is guaranteed to be either delayed or cancelled. 5 Responses brian from nodebtworldtravel.com November 18 No.4 is the reason I make sure I’m at the front of the line to get on the plane, because I may be the one taking up the entire overhead bin over your seat! Reply Serene November 19 OMG. this picture is hilarious. reminds me of “Shaun of the Dead” haha. whoever the photographer is, good job on catching that shot! Reply robertas November 19 Brian, that one irks me to no end :) Almost slapped an older gentleman silly on a flight from Amsterdam when he told me to mind his duty free alcohol bottles. He was sitting 10 rows in front of me. Tsss Serene, agreed about the picture, I love Shaun of the Dead. And Hot Fuzz :) Reply Mike November 19 I always nod off to sleep during the movie and find myself wide awake when they turn out the lights and everyone else dozes off. Reply Franc November 19 Long distance flying in cattle class – no problem. I never take sleeping tablets, except when flying long distance. Just after the meal I pop the pill and I’m gone. Only to wake up refreshed the next morning. Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Let\'s Make Sure You\'re Human ... *Time limit is exhausted. Please reload CAPTCHA. one + = Notify me of followup comments via e-mail. You can also subscribe without commenting. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.