War on Fun Goes Airborne With “No Drinking On Flights” Campaign Omri Ceren November 17 Odds + Ends, Sidelines 4 Comments © Mr. Greenjeans Christopher Elliott, ombudsman for National Geographic Traveler magazine, is indignant. He knows someone who knows someone who was on a flight this one time and there were other people on the flight and those other people were having fun and – oh! – it was all so annoying. This anecdote proves to him that his decade-long push to forbid in-flight drinking is justified. He wants all airlines to follow the lead of Bahrain’s Gulf Air, which banned alcohol by parliamentary decree on Islamic grounds. And while he admits that federal laws limiting the consumption of beverages are “not what you would call permissive,” he nonetheless has seven reasons why no one should be allowed to drink on planes at all any more ever. He does not appear to be joking. The list isn’t particularly imaginative – what if you need to drive but drink anyway, what if you’re in Alcoholics Anonymous but drink anyway, etc. Flights are, to that extent, no different than any other alcohol-infused situation. The real secret to what’s behind this condescending teetotaling lecture is numero quatro: 4. It’s annoying – Just listen to Terry Ward’s account of her last flight from Orlando to Newark. “I sat next to a group of guys who were on their way to Montreal for a boys’ weekend,” she remembers. “They started drinking right after we took off and didn’t stop. Hard liquor the whole flight. I thought the flight attendants would stop serving them but they didn’t, because one of the guys was tipping them $20 each round.” Instead of cutting off the passengers, she made all of their drinks doubles, as they requested. “It was completely obnoxious,” she adds. Poor baby. She got on a flight expecting everyone to be as positively irenic as she is. Instead she found people enjoying the flight, tipping their servers well, and not upsetting so many people that they got cut off. But this was still too much joviality in too enclosed a space for Ms. Ward. Now we don’t really drink on long flights any more. We’ve flown tired, we’ve flown sick, and once we even flew in the midst of some pretty severe food poisoning. But the only time we’ve actively prayed for sweet death was when we woke up over the Atlantic with a hangover caused in equal measures by red wine, cheap liquor, and a crummy wedding. Remember that scene in Gone With The Wind where bloody limbless soldiers are rolling around on the battlefield begging God and man to put them out of their misery? It was just like that. So not so much with the aviation-related imbibing for us. As always, two contrasting points. Of course there’s always a balance between the antics of individual passengers – or theatre goers, or stadium attendees, or party revelers – and the rights of the people around them. Everyone paid to be in the same place at the same time, and folks have to live and let live. But we still return to the same question we always ask in these circumstances: when did we start letting the people who are obviously the worst at having fun decide what the rest of us get to do? Buy some noise-canceling headphones and an mp3 player. If drunken morons get through those, then you can complain. 4 Responses Tweets that mention War on Fun Goes Airborne With â€œNo Drinking On Flightsâ€ Campaign -- Topsy.com November 17 […] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Vagabondish.com and hitchcock blonde, hitchcock blonde. hitchcock blonde said: @zanelamprey RT @vagabondish: War on Fun Goes Airborne With â€œNo Drinking On Flightsâ€ Campaign http://bit.ly/1T6OCM […] Reply Beth November 18 Not sure where I stand on the issue, but I think both you and Elliott missed a major point in the argument: safety. Try getting intoxicated passengers off a plane in an emergency in a timely manor! (Imagine if a few of the passengers on Flight 1549 were drunk.) Reply Richard @ The Bewildered Brit November 18 Oh good grief. I hardly ever drink on a plane–actually, I think I’ve only ever had a couple of drinks on a plane. But I like the freedom. And 99.9% of people who drink on planes are completely moderate, normal people. Also, if I were ever in first class and wasn’t able to have a glass of wine with my meal I’d be mightily cheesed off. In any case, I imagine drinks are an important earner for airlines these days who have a hard enough time making ends meet as it is. Not sure they’d go along with it willingly. Reply AirportBars.com November 26 Elliott can not possibly believe this. He must have been bored one day and thought how can I stir up some controversy on the internet. Because if he truly thinks passengers shouldn’t be able to enjoy a cocktail in the airport before getting on a plane and/or a drink while in the air… well, the man is completely insane. Raise your glass to taking the edge off in order to deal with people like Elliott while at 40,000 feet. Cheers! Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Let\'s Make Sure You\'re Human ... *Time limit is exhausted. 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