Travel Wisdom: Never, Ever Pack When You’re High

Posted by Mike Richard on July 8, 2008
Filed under: Quotable, Sidelines, Tips, Travel

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Here’s a travel tip: never, ever pack when you’re high.

You get there, you open your bag, nothing matches. For the whole trip, all you have to wear is a Hawaiian shirt, an oven mitt, and a lava lamp.

The rest of the bag is full of cookie dough and Hot Wheels trucks.

-Dave Attell

Brilliant!

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Vagabondish editor Mike Richard lives in Rhode Island - a small patch of land in the northeastern U.S. He is a professional web designer and travel junkie with an unhealthy addiction to backpacking, camping, hiking and seeing the world. He enjoys knit hats and speaking in the third person.



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Comments

Wayfaring Wanderer
July 8th, 2008 - 10:00 am

Sage advice…….


Mike Richard
July 8th, 2008 - 10:42 am

“Don’t eat yellow snow.”

… is also words to live by.

And it’s really true of life in general, not just when you’re traveling.


Anthony
July 8th, 2008 - 2:17 pm

This is some good stuff to keep in mind.


Olivia Giovetti
July 8th, 2008 - 5:23 pm

I wonder what Geoff Dyer would have to say to this.


newyorkdude
July 8th, 2008 - 7:10 pm

Disagree.

You don’t need all that STUFF anyhow.

I could tell you stories, but I have other things to do right now.


globetrots
July 11th, 2008 - 7:13 pm

I am usually having a cocktail or four though, as packing is such a pain…