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Travel Wisdom: Never, Ever Pack When You’re High

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Here’s a travel tip: never, ever pack when you’re high.

You get there, you open your bag, nothing matches. For the whole trip, all you have to wear is a Hawaiian shirt, an oven mitt, and a lava lamp.

The rest of the bag is full of cookie dough and Hot Wheels trucks.

-Dave Attell

Brilliant!

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Vagabondish editor, Mike Richard, lives in Rhode Island - a spit of land in the northeastern U.S. He is a professional web designer and travel junkie with an unhealthy addiction to backpacking, camping, hiking and seeing the world. He enjoys knit hats, small, declarative sentences and speaking in the third person.

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Wayfaring Wanderer
July 8th, 2008

Sage advice…….

Mike Richard
July 8th, 2008

“Don’t eat yellow snow.”

… is also words to live by.

And it’s really true of life in general, not just when you’re traveling.

Anthony
July 8th, 2008

This is some good stuff to keep in mind.

Olivia Giovetti
July 8th, 2008

I wonder what Geoff Dyer would have to say to this.

newyorkdude
July 8th, 2008

Disagree.

You don’t need all that STUFF anyhow.

I could tell you stories, but I have other things to do right now.

globetrots
July 11th, 2008

I am usually having a cocktail or four though, as packing is such a pain…

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