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Travel Wisdom: Never, Ever Pack When You’re High
by Mike Richard
Here’s a travel tip: never, ever pack when you’re high.
You get there, you open your bag, nothing matches. For the whole trip, all you have to wear is a Hawaiian shirt, an oven mitt, and a lava lamp.
The rest of the bag is full of cookie dough and Hot Wheels trucks.
-Dave Attell
Brilliant!
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Vagabondish editor, Mike Richard, lives in Rhode Island - a spit of land in the northeastern U.S. He is a professional web designer and travel junkie with an unhealthy addiction to backpacking, camping, hiking and seeing the world. He enjoys knit hats, small, declarative sentences and speaking in the third person.
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July 8th, 2008
Sage advice…….
July 8th, 2008
“Don’t eat yellow snow.”
… is also words to live by.
And it’s really true of life in general, not just when you’re traveling.
July 8th, 2008
This is some good stuff to keep in mind.
July 8th, 2008
I wonder what Geoff Dyer would have to say to this.
July 8th, 2008
Disagree.
You don’t need all that STUFF anyhow.
I could tell you stories, but I have other things to do right now.
July 11th, 2008
I am usually having a cocktail or four though, as packing is such a pain…
February 4th, 2009
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