TSA Warns Airlines of Explosive Bodily Implants

The Transportation Security Administration on Wednesday urged foreign security agencies to ramp up security after receiving intelligence reports that terrorists might try to surgically implant explosives in the bodies of suicide bombers.

Eek. No good can come from “explosive bodily implants”. Full story via USATODAY.com (hat tip: CheapOair).

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  1. Roelf Renkema

    Well I guess the only thing we can do is have TSA fondle woman’s breast. Right? The’re used to shit so….

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