Which Breakfast Cereal Mascot Would Make The Perfect Road-Trip Companion?

Posted by Mike Richard on August 11, 2007
Filed under: Odds + Ends, Sidelines

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Over at The Sneeze, Steve asks, “If you were driving cross-country, and were forced to bring a breakfast cereal mascot - who would it be?”

My favorites:

Tony the Tiger - Bad idea. Irritatingly upbeat and loud.

Likely dialogue:

“This interstate is GRRREAT! Look at that corn field! It’s GREEAT! You have cupholders?? THEY’RE GRRREAT! You’re pulling over?! GRREAT!”

“Get out.”

“GRRREAT!”

… and:

Sugar Bear - Mellow. Cool. Overall, not a terrible choice.

Cons: Might sleep a lot and not chip in for gas.
Pros: Smooth with the ladies. Could get you laid.

I have to agree with Steve and say I’d probably take Cap’n Crunch. Who would you choose?

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Vagabondish editor, Mike Richard, lives in Rhode Island - a spit of land in the northeastern U.S. He is a professional web designer and travel junkie with an unhealthy addiction to backpacking, camping, hiking and seeing the world. He enjoys knit hats, small, declarative sentences and speaking in the third person.



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